Important Message

Good Day,

With warm heart I offer my friendship, and my greetings, and I hope this letter meets you in good time. It will be surprising to you to receive this proposal from me since you do not know me personally. However, I am sincerely seeking your confidence in this transaction, which I propose with my free mind and as a person of integrity.

My name is Olny Wolku, the first son of Palu Wolku, a well respected Centauri noble, murdered in a land dispute in my homeland. As led by my instinct, I decided to contact you through email, after searching for contacts via the internet, as it is the only means I can contact anybody since I am cutting off ties with Centauri Prime for security and safety reasons.

However, I apologize if this is not acceptable to you. The purpose of this letter is to seek your most needed assistance in a business venture. Due to the land and political problems in Centauri Prime, as a result of the Emperor’s reforms, and his desire to hold on to power for life, my father foresaw the danger that came to Centauri Prime.

Before he was murdered, he withdrew all of our business foreign accounts in dollars and sold up our shares in major companies. We then went to Earth to deposit the sum of $14.5 billion in local currency, in a private security company. This money was deposited with this Private Security company for safety and security reasons, and was to be used for the purchase of land, new machines and chemicals establishment of new farms in Europe. The Emperor’s support for the violent Centauri-Narn war veterans and some lunatics in the society, led to the murder of my beloved father and other innocent lives.

I was continually threatened to abandon my inheritance from my father after he was murdered. I resisted for a while, but when the danger became unbearable, and I survived two murder attempts, I fled Centauri Prime. I am currently staying on Minbar where I am seeking political asylum. In fact my decision to come here to seek asylum, is because the security company from Earth, has a branch on Minbar and they have moved the deposit from their office on Earth to here.

I need to transfer this money to an account and invest part of the money. Since the laws of Minbar prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open any bank account or to be involved in any financial transaction, this is why I am seeking a genuine and reliable partner, whose account this money can be transferred, hence this proposal to you.You have to understand that this decision taken by me entrusts my future and in your hands, as a result of the safe keeping of this money.

If you accept to assist me, all I want you to do for me, is to assist with arrangements to claim the deposit from the security company from their office on Minbar, as it has now been transferred from Earth to their branch here. The company will be legally informed of you representing me. For your assistance, I have two options for you.

Firstly you can choose to have 10% of the money for your assistance, and helping me open an account for the money to be deposited here, or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Whichever the option you want, please to notify me in your reply. I have also set aside 1%($145,000,000) of this money for all kinds of expenses that come our way in the process of this transaction, and 4% ($580,000,000) for Charity donation.

If you prefer to accept the 10% for assisting with opening an account, then 85% will be left in the account here for me. Please, I want you maintain the absolute secrecy for the purpose of this transaction. I look forward to your reply and co-operation, and I thank you in advance as I anticipate your co-operation. You can reach me on my direct line which is +31-630-854-650-666 or via email,

Olny Wolku

From: Security Chief Darquin

What happened to the mail protocols on this damn ship? Somebody’s getting double-shifts until the firewalls are back up to snuff. And I don’t mean me.

From: Kim Matsumoto

If that really came from Minbar, I should think the clanmail server operators would like to do a hunt of their own too. Somehow I think it isn’t going to fall within their definition of ‘amusing’.

Does anyone really fall for this nonsense? If there is, I’d have loved to know them back when I was hunting for extra funding for non-company digs.


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